[[ we're talking about if Clubstuck Equius worked as a character actor at Disneyland and I am dyIGN ]]
- Molly: no wait shit
- Molly: not gaston
- Molly: he'd be hercules
- rainbow crow robot coolkid unicorn: oh my god yes
- rainbow crow robot coolkid unicorn: FOLLOWED AROUND BY A GROUP OF SINGING LADIES
- rainbow crow robot coolkid unicorn: AND HE TRIES TO ESCAPE THEM
- Princess Karcandy: pffhahaha
- rainbow crow robot coolkid unicorn: BUT CAN'T
- etched in e\aamber: fdjhgjdf HAHAHAHAH
- rainbow crow robot coolkid unicorn: AND THAT'S ALL THEY DO ALL DAY
- Kurromet: KDJFS
- Sis- Slick: jaskl;dfj
- Kurromet: and is SO AWKWARD with the Megara actress
- Molly: he'd keep a Pegasus
- Molly: it'd just be a pure white arabian he rigged a special 'folded wing' saddle for
- Kurromet: e%cuse me ma'am...uh
- Kurromet: sdfsdkf yes
- Molly: he gives pony rides
- Molly: and he does mane and tail maintenence on his OWN thank you very much
- Molly: he likes his oats at 12:05 PROMPTLY.
- rainbow crow robot coolkid unicorn: hfjdsfksjd yes YES
- Molly: and he's just hideously awkward around every princess ever
- rainbow crow robot coolkid unicorn: opens doors for them but RIPS THE DOORS OFF
- Kurromet: KHJSFSDF PFPTDS
- rainbow crow robot coolkid unicorn: so they're like OH NO PLEASE IT'S OKAY NO DON'T
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