February 2012
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[[ flops out of pjs and into work uniform, hello ten hour shit— I mean shift, here I come ]]
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blooddiesel asked: IMMORTAL FOR LIFE, YOU NEEDN'T QUESTION MY ABILITY TO KEEP BOUNCING THE FUCK BACK AFTER MY DUMB SHIT, OBVIOUSLY.
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[[ we're talking about if Clubstuck Equius worked...
Molly: no wait shit
Molly: not gaston
Molly: he'd be hercules
rainbow crow robot coolkid unicorn: oh my god yes
rainbow crow robot coolkid unicorn: FOLLOWED AROUND BY A GROUP OF SINGING LADIES
rainbow crow robot coolkid unicorn: AND HE TRIES TO ESCAPE THEM
Princess Karcandy: pffhahaha
rainbow crow robot coolkid unicorn: BUT CAN'T
etched in e\aamber: fdjhgjdf HAHAHAHAH
rainbow crow robot coolkid unicorn: AND THAT'S ALL THEY DO ALL DAY
Kurromet: KDJFS
Sis- Slick: jaskl;dfj
Kurromet: and is SO AWKWARD with the Megara actress
Molly: he'd keep a Pegasus
Molly: it'd just be a pure white arabian he rigged a special 'folded wing' saddle for
Kurromet: e%cuse me ma'am...uh
Kurromet: sdfsdkf yes
Molly: he gives pony rides
Molly: and he does mane and tail maintenence on his OWN thank you very much
Molly: he likes his oats at 12:05 PROMPTLY.
rainbow crow robot coolkid unicorn: hfjdsfksjd yes YES
Molly: and he's just hideously awkward around every princess ever
rainbow crow robot coolkid unicorn: opens doors for them but RIPS THE DOORS OFF
Kurromet: KHJSFSDF PFPTDS
rainbow crow robot coolkid unicorn: so they're like OH NO PLEASE IT'S OKAY NO DON'T
itsanonh:
get
down
YUMERU MAWARU DJSHFSHFJKHJFHSDJKFJDHGKJSDSF KIMOCHII
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Placebo // Song to Say Goodbye
before our...
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flamboyantgentleman:
that awkward moment when you make a neopets account for dave and it gets suspended after 2 minutes because you named your neopet george_bush666
mjolkk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
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rhetoricironic replied to your post: by this point im more or less convinced that skype…
once thoust ascendeth above shit tier in popularity thou shalt encounter many haters both animate and inanimate and they shalt hate indiscriminately
what the fuck is shittier popularity and how the hell did i get here i want off this boat of random hate cockblocking??
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section 3: chemicals and explosives; list of...
Anyone can get many chemicals from hardware stores, supermarkets, and drug stores to get the materials to make explosives or other dangerous compounds. A would-be terrorist would merely need a station wagon and some money to acquire many of the chemicals named here.
^ Nitric acid is very difficult to find nowadays. It is usually stolen
by bomb makers, or made by the process described in a...
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by this point im more or less convinced that skype has something personal against me this is the only explanation
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how to rp dave part 6
davidstrider:
if you eat, sleep, or shower regularly
stop
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section 3: chemicals and explosives; chemical...
Acacia = Gum Arabic
Acetic Acid = Vinegar
Aluminum Oxide = Alumia
Aluminum Potassium Sulphate = Alum
Aluminum Sulfate = Alum
Ammonium Carbonate = Hartshorn
Ammonium Hydroxide = Ammonia
Ammonium Nitrate = Salt Peter
Ammonium Oleate = Ammonia Soap
Amylacetate = Bananna Oil
Barium Sulfide = Black Ash
Carbon Carbinate = Chalk
Carbontetrachloride = Cleaning Fluid
Calcium Hypochloride =...
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section 3: chemicals and explosives; safety
aka HOW NOT TO GET KILLED (ways of avoiding an “own goal”)
An “own goal” is the death of a person on your side from one of
your own devices. It is obvious that these should be avoided at all
costs. While no safety device is 100% reliable, it is usually better to
err on the side of caution.
BASIC SAFETY RULES
1) DON’T SMOKE!...
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katzmatt asked: hey pillz where are you getting this info for hotwiring and such? i want whatever source you have it sounds cool
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section 2: the art of breaking & entering;...
Get in the car. Look under the dash. If it enclosed, forget it
unless you want to cut through it. If you do, do it near the
ignition. Once you get behind or near the ignition look for two
red wires. In older cars red was the standard color, if not, look
for two matched pairs. When you find them, cross them and take
off!
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section 2: the art of breaking & entering;...
It is strange just how many files there are out there that try to
document the art of stealing. After all, it IS an art. You have to
be calm, smooth, persistant, patient. Stealing is not an overnight-
planned operation. You should try to prepare for at least a week or
more when planning to steal from a house, and even LONGER when from
a business. Storytime, kiddies:
A long time...
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papercicadas:
crowhousescratch:
papercicadas:
crowhousescratch started following you
Hi Dave!
hey there little orange robot dude whos name totally escapes me at this moment
Tavi!
It’s okay, it’s been a long time since we’ve talked. I had to abandon my old account after I was caught. I’ll be more careful this time around!
well its good to have you back around these parts and yeah...
papercicadas:
crowhousescratch started following you
Hi Dave!
hey there little orange robot dude whos name totally escapes me at this moment
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wow tumblr thanks so much for letting me know i have new followers youre really on top of shit today you well informed little qweef wheeze
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section 2: the art of breaking & entering;...
Okay You Need:
1. Tear Gas or Mace
2. A BB/Pelet Gun
3. An Ice Pick
4. Thick Gloves
What You Do Is:
1. Call the ###-#### of the house, or ring doorbell, To find out if
they’re home.
2. If they’re not home then…
3. Jump over the fence or walk through gate (whatever).
4. If you see a dog give him the mace or tear gas.
5. Put the gloves on!!!!!!!
6. Shoot...
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limiculous:
Yes, it’s violin. With dubstep.
